It is never ever okay to feckin' call me at 4 in the morning. NEVER!! There is a list of people that can but yanno what? You aren't on it. You know why? No one is! In fact there shouldn't even be a list because no one is on it. I don't care if you are on fire, don't call me. Sometimes I go to sleep at three a.m. and sometimes I get up at 5:30 a.m. But if you're not a complete fecking twat you will notice that there is always sleeping at 4!!!!